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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. ‘Why?’ my daughter asked. ‘Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s [...]

A foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it took to build. “Twenty years,” replied the guide. ‘You Indians are a lazy lot,” the tourist said. “In my country, this could have been built in [...]

Maid: What do you want, sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid: What’s your business, please? Visitor: There is a bill… Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village… Visitor: Which I have to pay him… Maid: And he returned this morning. *Source: Reader’s Digest Best Jokes

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in [...]